Even though the day is called National Boyfriend Day, Guy advises men to flip it and make today all about their lady. Women love to talk he says, so “let her run her mouth for a while!” Let her talk about whatever she wants “until you’re blue in the face.” Or get her a gift […]
Guy has fallen out with Kanye before, but this time he’s really done. He can’t get over Kanye’s foolishness from over the weekend. He found the SNL skit and rant ridiculous, but the tweet suggesting that we abolish the 13th amendment, the one that outlawed slavery, took the cake. Mr. West, Guy Torry is no […]
Guy has a friend that has been with his fiance for eight years and they have been engaged for three years! His friend is complaining that she’s been “pressuring” him to marry her, and asked Guy for help. Usually when you get engaged there is a wedding that follows. Guy tells men, you don’t propose […]
Kanye West recently got some things off his chest and he wasn’t very happy with some men talking about his wife. Nick Cannon, who Kim dated when they were in their 20’s, made a comment about Kim’s bottom and Ye felt like it was disrespectful. Guy says that you never show people your “weak spots” […]
Yesterday while traveling Guy noticed that people read every sign in the airport except the sign for the moving sidewalk. The sign clearly says “stand right walk left,” but people don’t seem to read. A woman was standing on the left and when he asked her to move over so he could get by, she […]
Guy’s big sister decided to stay home and ride out hurricane Florence; luckily she’s okay. Her home didn’t flood, but Guy says she’s a hoarder and a little flooding would have probably done some good. Maybe if her home got a little water she would be forced to throw some things away! But, Tom says a […]
Over the weekend Tom and Guy were in New York and got a chance to ride in the African American Day Parade. They say they knew they would be in the sun all day and looked for sunscreen but couldn’t find any. They think it’s because they were in Harlem and Black folks have a […]
Guy is falling out with himself today because he’s “vertically challenged.” Over the weekend he went to a cigar bar and bought a torch lighter because “women say it’s sexy.” He got one for what he thought was $29. When he looked at his receipt he saw that he was charged $79 for the it, and […]
Seeing a black Trump supporter really rubs Guy the wrong way. He recently saw a black man in a Make America Great Again Hat, so naturally he asked the man how he could support Trump. The man told him “Trump is the most pro-black president we’ve ever had.” How?! Donald Trump has shown his bigotry […]
To everyone who sends important texts and then disappears….that’s messed up. It should even be “illegal,” according to Guy. Before you send a text please check your phone’s battery and if it’s about to die charge it before you try to start a conversation. READ MORE STORIES ON BLACKAMERICAWEB.COM: SIGN UP FOR OUR NEWSLETTER: LIKE […]
Today Guy has a lot going on! Guy’s Gripe is, when you decide to take on a job for a friend pro bono you should take it as seriously as if you were getting paid for your services. There’s a Torry Story behind this one. Guy’s friend agreed to help him plan his 50th birthday and started […]
Guy says the Bible states quite clearly, “love thy neighbor,” and “treat others how you want to be treated.” To him that means when there is a guest in your home you should provide them with the same niceties that you have for yourself. Including the bathroom, if you have nice toilet tissue you should […]
