Once again Guy has a gripe with airlines! It seems like “American’s butts are getting bigger” but the airline seats are getting smaller! They even have the nerve to market some seats as “comfort seats,” as if every seat shouldn’t be comfortable. Guy thinks all airlines need to make sure every seat is comfortable for […]
Whenever Guy flys he likes to sit in the exit row because it’s the “next best thing to first class.” He knows that he doesn’t need the extra leg room, but he finds it funny when tall people have to sit in the regular seats with their knees in their chest. The exit row comes […]
Guy doesn’t understand grandmas that can’t cook! He calls home cooked meals a grandma duty. A grandma that cant cook is like “a preacher without his bible.” This gripe stems from a time in college when he went to his friend’s grandma’s house for some home cooking and the food was “trash!” So if you’re […]
Guy has an issue with “bad parkers.” A bad parker is anyone who doesn’t let you follow them to the spot they’re about to leave, or someone who takes too long to back out of the spot. Sybil Wilkes is one of those people! She has pretended to go back into where ever she’s leaving, […]
Yesterday while traveling Guy noticed that people read every sign in the airport except the sign for the moving sidewalk. The sign clearly says “stand right walk left,” but people don’t seem to read. A woman was standing on the left and when he asked her to move over so he could get by, she […]
Men, if your nails are longer than your “finger meat,” cut them! Your nails do not need to be longer than your woman’s. Guy doesn’t want to shake hands with a man who doesn’t have trimmed nails. And if you smell like goat milk lotion he really doesn’t want to shake your hand and smell […]
There’s a story about a man whose house was flooding, but he turned down every person who came to save him. The man told all of his potential rescuers that he was “waiting on the Lord.” Eventually he ended up drowning and God told him that he sent the truck, boat and helicopter as rescue […]
Today Guy has a lot going on! Guy’s Gripe is, when you decide to take on a job for a friend pro bono you should take it as seriously as if you were getting paid for your services. There’s a Torry Story behind this one. Guy’s friend agreed to help him plan his 50th birthday and started […]
Guy says the Bible states quite clearly, “love thy neighbor,” and “treat others how you want to be treated.” To him that means when there is a guest in your home you should provide them with the same niceties that you have for yourself. Including the bathroom, if you have nice toilet tissue you should […]
Guy’s friends saw Sorry To Bother You and complained about how bad it was and that it was a waste of time. The name of the movie is literally a warning. People need to pay attention to the signs and the names of things. Like, dead mans curve in Florida it literally tells you that […]
Black people always talk about white people “white peopling” and having a sense of entitlement. But we have a sense of entitlement too. Guy says that the whole I’m loud because I’m black and that’s just how we are excuse is not valid. Black people are capable of being quiet. In a resort there is […]
Guy Torry has a gripe, this time with himself! Guy has put on some weight and he’s not happy about it. Lately he has been eating everything in sight! He had three snickers ice cream bars before bed yesterday and this morning he had a bag of chips! READ MORE STORIES ON BLACKAMERICAWEB.COM: SIGN UP […]
