Seriously Ignorant News

Two women in New Jersey went from checking out to trying to knock each other out at the grocery store. According to reports, it started when one of the women realized that the other had more than 10 items in the speedy checkout line. They began yelling back and forth and then punching and biting […]

There are a lot of things that people have tried to smuggle their drugs in but this might be a first. An Alaskan man was stopped in the airport and TSA searched his bag. What they found is frozen goat guts, but more interesting is what was wrapped in the guts. $40,000 worth of drugs […]

A Purdue University engineering student says he wasn’t able to buy any cold medicine thanks to an ignorant CVS worker in Indiana. He was required to show his ID to purchase the cold medicine, which is normal, but what happened next is crazy. The clerk looked at his ID and said he needed to show […]

A woman in Louisiana is in big big trouble after she decided to help high school students in her own way. The 52-year-old was arrested and charged with maintaining false public records. She was reportedly selling fake doctors notes to students so they could have excused absences. It was going great until two students “over […]

This story is quite disturbing. A 20-year-old man went to his local target and got “a little too friendly” with the stuffed animals Damon says. The man apparently went to the Disney isle and “dry humped” a Frozen stuffed animal until he “finished.” But he didn’t stop there! He apparently then put the toy back […]

A woman in California was found living with 300 pet rats…in her van! According to reports she started with just two rats, and they just kept having babies until it was over 300 of them. The woman is now looking for somewhere new to live after her “pets” chewed up all of the vans electric […]

Weddings can be so stressful and expensive so we really understand this man’s desperation. A Texas man named Heath Bumpous robbed a bank the day before his wedding to pay for his bride’s ring and the reception venue. But, it didn’t work out the way he hoped it would. His wife-to-be recognized him on local […]

A woman in Colorado Springs spotted an injured bob cat on the road and decided to help. She stopped her car, wrapped the bobcat in a blanket an put it in her car. She drove to get help for the animal and the animal control people told her, “first things first, get out the damn […]

This may be the worst date ever! A woman’s man dropped her off at the store to grab a few things but he left her! So she checked the GPS on the car and tracked him all of the way to a drive in movie theater! But, the kicker is that when she opened the […]

A resident in an Atlanta apartment complex got an interesting note from their landlord. Apparently a neighbor complained that they had been hearing “too much noise when people are having sex” and if it continues they may be evicted.  Damon wants to know why they’re listening and why they’re so loud when they’re “doing it!” But […]

A TSA contract worker in Rochester New York learned a tough lesson about Offending passengers. She was fired after a passenger complained that he was passed a note after going through security. He didn’t open the note until he got to the gate and it said, “you ugly.” Apparently the agent had the note written and […]

This is a story of stupid sex. Six seniors in Connecticut between the ages of 62 and 85 were caught and arrested on sex charges. The five men and one woman were charged with public indecency and breach of peace after they were caught in an area that people online say is a good hook […]