Guy is all for Women’s rights like equal pay, but he can’t get behind “equal contraceptives.” There are reports of a new male birth control pill that’s ready to be tested but Guy doesn’t think it’s a good idea. Men can not be trusted to take a pill every day and according to Guy men […]
NFL quarterback Cam Newton announced that he has decided to give up sex in order to focus on the upcoming football season. Guy respects his decision and being that he too has given up sex before he has a few tips. He suggests that Newton gets rid of all of his “triggers,” like social media […]
Guy remembers the post office being a clean, warm and inviting place. But now…he says it feels like a prison! He visited his local post office and was disappointed by how dark and dirty it was. If he didn’t see the line inside he would have thought it was closed. But most upsetting was that […]
Sybil did warn him, but now he understands and actually agrees. He urges you to stay away from Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade. “If you hate traffic, green water and drunk people stay away from there,” he says. There was so much green it looked like a Shrek convention! It was insane! HEAD BACK TO THE […]
Black folks like to believe that we’re the race that ages the best, but that’s not true. Black does actually crack, so please wear your sunscreen, drink water and lay off the liquor. If you’re biracial you’ll age even faster because according to Guy, white people “age like organic fruit.” But, our Hispanic brothers and […]
Guy believes that everyone should have their own their own theme song! Having a theme song has so many benefits, according to Guy “it releases the same endorphins as climaxing.” You should have your theme song ready to go at all times! If you have a bad day, if you get created on, if you’re […]
Guy has yet another gripe with TSA. He really cannot understand why they always cut off the locks he puts on his luggage. There are TSA approved locks that open with a universal key that agents at all airports have and those are the only locks that he buys. He thinks they’re just too lazy […]
Guy’s favorite part about performing at comedy clubs is getting ready. When all of the comedian’s are backstage they go back and forth with each other and it’s hilarious. But, there is noting better than the sidewalk show. Outside of the comedy club you wan often find comedians playing the dozens and there are no […]
Danielle from Houston sent Guy a gripe about Valentine’s Day. She can’t stand how the holiday seems to “bully” people who aren’t in relationships. But, she insists that she’s not bitter and she could have a man if she wanted too but she doesn’t want to settle. Tom wants Danielle to change her negative views […]
There is no reason you should be closer than an arms length away from anyone, unless you’re married. There is no reason Guy should feel your spit hitting him when you’re talking to him…that means you’re too close. There was a woman too close to him in line to board a plane. She was so […]
Guy takes gripes from listeners and one listener has a gripe with unnecessary jobs. Cheryl from Cleveland hates when jobs are created because people are lazy and inconsiderate. For example, crossing guards should not be mandatory because people should have enough sense to slow down and use caution in school zones! Another example, is “shopping […]
People have really started treating their dogs like their babies and Guy finds it gross. It’s okay to bring your dog for car rides and walks but there are some places that dogs shouldn’t be allowed. There is no reason Guy should see a dog in the grocery store as he’s shopping for apples. Dogs […]
