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When we asked comedian Corey Holcomb for his top 10 Things Not to Do When Dating, we expected it to be good. Holcomb has made his career talking about the crazy things men and women will and won’t do for love. He’s so much into relationship advice that he calls himself the “ghetto Dr. Phil.” The Chicago native  honed his comic ability with three standup specials as well as appearances on shows from “Comic View” “Def Comedy Jam” and in movies like “Dance Flick.” He’s currently providing the voice of Robert Tubbs on “The Cleveland Show” and doing standup around the country including The Addison Improv near Dallas, Texas this weekend.  

Here’s Corey’s list of the Top 10 Things NOT to Do When Dating:

10. Don't sleep with your mouth open on pillows you share with the person you’re dating.  (Yuck.)

9. Don't give the person you are dating a key to your place unless they pay the rent!

8. Don't tell the person you’re dating you’ve been to prison unless they live near Martin Luther King Blvd. In any city. If they do, they’ll understand.

7. Don't take your date’s kids to a Penn State Football Camp!

6. Don't tell the person you’re dating that you are heavily into Scientology unless you want some space.

5. Don't expect much if the person you are dating comes from a single parent upbringing. I’m just sayin.’ Not all the folks raised that way have issues, but a WHOLE LOT do.

4. Always lie about the number of previous sexual partners you have been with. Always. Don’t even be tempted to tell the truth or anything near the truth. Unless you’re a virgin, but that’s a whole ‘nother set of problems.

3. Don't let the person you are dating see your other phone, or even think that you might have one. If discovered, say the other phone is paid for by your job and is for work purposes only.

2. Don't get friendly with your date’s kids if you don't plan to be around long.

1. Don't give hope to people you can do better than! They just become stalkers.


Corey Holcomb – Dating Game


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