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BEND, Ore. (AP) — An Oregon police affidavit says a robber at the Home Federal Bank two weeks ago demanded money by giving the teller a note written on the back of a grocery receipt. It was only part of the receipt, Bend Detective Jeff Frickey said in the affidavit, but it had the last […]

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — A New Jersey woman has admitted killing her neighbor’s small dog by throwing it into traffic during an argument over a parking space. The Star-Ledger of Newark reports that 27-year-old Haniyyah Barnes, of Newark, pleaded guilty Tuesday to breaking into her neighbor’s home in August 2011, grabbing the 2-year-old Shih Tzu […]

A North Carolina senior citizen was taken to jail and charged with two counts of assault and battery after she allegedly started a food fight at a Golden Corral. 64-year-old Polly Richards instigated a fight with 69-year-old Linwood Moore after he cut ahead of her in line to pay while she was preoccupied with getting […]

LINCOLNTON, N.C. (AP) — Police say a man in North Carolina sucked a woman’s toes at a Wal-Mart after he convinced her he was a podiatry student and persuaded her to take off her shoes. Detective Dennis Harris said the woman agreed to try on several pairs of shoes at the discount store in Lincolnton, […]

Here’s a story we hate to have to report. Wesley Warren, the Las Vegas man who was burdened with 132 pound scrotum for years has died. Warren, if you’re not aware, was also the star of the TLC special “The Man With the 132 Lb Scrotum.” According to TMZ, he died Friday after suffering a […]

On second thought, maybe he should’ve kept it to himself. In Connecticut, Bishop Bobby Davis admitted to his church about an affair he had then drops dead of an apparent heart attack. Davis, pastor and founder of the Miracle Faith World Outreach Church in Bridgeport, had a lot on his mind on Sunday and wanted […]

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Portland police had to be called in to subdue a 22-pound house cat that trapped its owners inside their bedroom after attacking their baby. The baby was not injured in the Sunday incident. Sgt. Pete Simpson, a Portland Police Bureau spokesman, said officers responded to a 911 call that evening from […]

94-year-old Dorothy Farrell was beaten to death with her own cane by her 64-year-old son named Mark, reports The New York Daily News. According to Mark Farrell, the killing was his mother’s idea. He told police she asked him to kill her because “She wanted to die and be with her dead husband.” But that’s […]

03/11/14- “Seriously Ignorant” correspondent Damon Williams gives us the most ignorant headlines of the week including two stories about people who avoided speeding tickets.

For iPhone users: 03/07/14- Jacque Reid goes “Inside Her Story” with Police Officer Terra Barrow about her former job as a phone sex operator. According to Barrow, she earned almost $2,500 a week which allowed her to pay her bills, help care for her ailing father and contribute to her “shopping habit.” Do you think […]

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — A pregnant South Carolina woman who drove a minivan carrying her three young children into the ocean surf off Florida had talked about demons before leaving the house, according to her sister who worriedly called police, officials said during a news conference Wednesday. After the call to dispatch Tuesday, Daytona […]