Morning Minute

Chris Paul likes to sing, so of course he has a song for his last day on the Tom Joyner Morning Show. He sings a song all about Mr Joyner to the tune of Mr. Grinch. He salutes Joyner for building his empire with sweat and hard work, not luck. He’s the captain, the goat, […]

Jerry Jones and Dak Prescott are back with another edition of the Cowboys Wake Up Show! After complaining about how terrible the Cowboys have been, Jones gives Tom Joyner his props! He calls him a “radio legend,” and wishes him well on his retirement. He may or may not send Dak to Miami after this […]

Kids today want a bunch of high tech gifts for Christmas like iPhones, and iPads, and laptops. But Chris Paul remembers a simpler time. When he was a child he of course wanted things for Christmas but his list was reasonable. His only thought on Christmas eve was hoping that Santa would bring him a […]

Chris Paul is a genius, that’s what you’ll be saying after this one. This morning minute is a song about Christmas shopping, but not your average holiday song. This one is about someone shopping for a mom who hopes to catch the eye of a baller and becoming a trophy wife. What would you buy […]

Last night the Cowboys lost to the Bears on Thursday night football 31-24. As can be expected Jerry Jones is highly upset. Jones says Dak is causing him “pain and discomfort like an STD,” meaning he’ll be “soon traded to Denver.” He says watching the Cowboys make him sadder than SPCA commercials. The Dallas Cowboys […]

Chris Paul has remixed the Frosty The Snowman song and it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard of. “Frosty the racist snowman” came to life after a MAGA hat was placed on his head and he cursed all of the Black people out. He was so racist that he burned a cross and the heat melted […]

Cardi B’s husband Offset has been caught cheating again! This time he sent an Instagram direct message to Tekashi 6ix 9ine’s girlfriend Jade, who posted screenshots. But, he then tweeted a bunch of random tweets about being gay and claimed that he was hacked. Which isn’t too odd because people get hacked, but the issue […]

It’s officially Christmas time! Chris Paul says the one thing that most people want is to see Donald Trump impeached. Pay close attention to whats going on in Washington, and pay close attention to Chris Paul’s song! He breaks down whats going on and why an impeachment would be the best gift ever!

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving and we all have something to be thankful for. Chris Paul says Monica Lewinsky is thankful that America sees her as a classy woman now and he’s thankful to have been a part of the Tom Joyner Morning Show for 10 years. He’s so thankful that he got to be a part […]

Conservatives are speaking out against Mr. Rogers, of all people. They claim that the media is “forcing Mr. Rogers and his wimpy metro sexual ways on America” and want him to be more like John Wayne. First of all Mr. Rogers was not a wimp, he was a stand up guy who believed in equality […]

After a seven year boycott, the LGBT community can finally eat Chick-Fil-A again. The company just announced that they’ll no longer be making donations to anti LGBT organizations. So, for the first time in almost a decade Chick-Fil-A isn’t problematic. Of course Chris Paul has a song for that, he sings “it’s raining Chick-Fil-A!”

Jerry Jones has kicked Dak off of his Cowboys Wakeup show after the loss to the Vikings on Sunday night. But, Dak says he’s more disappointed than anyone about the loss and he’s sorry that he upset Jones. However he doesn’t believe it was all his fault, but Jones refuses to place any blame on […]