It’s time for another reading of the “Daily Horrorscope,” where Tanisha Nicole keeps it real by telling every astrological sign the harsh truth about themselves for today’s date of August 4th,2022.
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Aries: Remember any call after 2am from your ex should not be answered.
Taurus: Questioning a judge’s educational background before being sentenced should be avoided.
Gemini: Your man might be slow if he thought a Thesaurus is a prehistoric animal.
Cancer: Stop bragging about what celebrity you almost cussed out.
Leo: Your man just applied for a job for the first time in 15 years and he thinks you should give him some.
Virgo: Your child just slapped the mess out of you in public. You’re not playing it off very well, neither
Libra: Your marriage might be in trouble. If your man is sending you brochures about open marriages.
Scorpio: You might be petty if you won’t date any NFL player who is still working off of his rookie contract.
Sagittarius: Stop taking relationship advice from Jada Pinkett Smith
Capricorn: You tell people you’re Young, Gifted, and Black. Hey, one out of three ain’t bad. At least you got one.
Aquarius: If a little old white lady angrily walks up to a group of young black folk. Go ahead and take your cell phone out.
Pisces: Remember, never date someone who gets medical advice from Joe Rogan.
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