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JAY-Z isn’t the only one who made a statement on the 35th season premiere of Saturday Night Live last night (September 30).

While Hov rocked a blacked out “Colin K” jersey in solidarity with Colin Kaepernick, SNL cast member Michael Che destroyed Donald Trump‘s for his ridiculous behavior on Twitter throughout the week. From insulting the entire NFL to the whole island of Puerto Rico, Che and cohost Colin Jost didn’t let it slide during the ‘Weekend Update’ segment.

After reading Trump’s tweets claiming San Juan’s mayor had been “nasty” to him, Che said:

“Oh, really, Donald, you bitch? Was she nasty to you? How nasty? Are you shaking? You want to go smoke a Virginia Slim until your hand stops moving?

“This isn’t that complicated, man. It’s hurricane relief. These people need help. You just did this for white people, twice. Do the same thing. Go tell Melania to put on her flood heels, get some bottled water, some food. Pack up some extra Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl T-shirts. And write them a check with our money, you cheap cracker.”

And he had more smoke for NBA commissioner Adam Silver:

“The commissioner of the NBA said that he expected players to follow league rules and stand during the national anthem.

“O.K. The NBA is, what, 130, 140 percent black? What exactly are you going to do if they all decide to kneel? Have a game between the New York Porzingis and the San Antonio Ginobili? And who made this guy commissioner of the NBA? He looks like somebody put a suit on a sex doll.”

“You know, it’s hard to ask black people to respect the flag when we know that this country cares more about it than us, O.K.? And we love the flag. It’s just that white guys really love the flag. The only people I’ve seen love their flag more than white dudes are gay guys and the Bloods.

“And it’s not personal – you’ve just got to understand. There’s 50 stars on the American flag. But black people, we only feel welcome in, like, eight. Some of them stars we still don’t know too much about. That’s why if you ask a black person, does he love America, we’ll be like, ‘Hey, I love Brooklyn. I’m still reserving judgment on the Dakotas.’”

Oh, and you guessed it, the White people on Twitter are extra salty.

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17 thoughts on “Michael Che Calls Trump ‘Cheap Cracker’ For Puerto Rico Response

  1. FallMornings on said:

    kates1221. Sorry for the delay in responding but some of the responders here do not want an open dialogue unless you agree with them. We want other races to cater to our issues but can’t have an open honest dialogue without name calling, etc. Yes, some are SOB’s. and we all know it.

    • As I said. His name calling and grandstanding is of no importance to me. What is important is how we respond. I could be called ten sons-of-bitches. But what matters is whether or not I answer to those names. Why is it so hard to understand that how we respond to what this man says and does speak volumes about how seriously we as a people are taken? With all of the name calling and disrespect President and Michele Obama endured, they never once sank to the depths of ignorance and stupidity of retaliating with such vile behavior. Why can’t we learn from them?

  2. leadjustone on said:

    I thought Michael Che’s comments were too funny! He is right. Trump is the definition of thin skinned. He needs to grow a set and learn how to be the President of the entire United States of America!

  3. Kudo’s to Michael Che for calling Chump out!
    Chump could care less about the poor folks in PR or in the US of A.
    He only cares about folks who look like him and his KLAN.

  4. specialt757 on said:

    Hmmm let me weigh this…sons of bitches vs. cheap cracka…hmmmm. Sons of bitches wins! Especially because this guy holds the highest office in our land, and took an oath to do right by the American citizens and I’m pretty damn sure, nowhere in that oath did it say to call innocent black citizens sons of bitches for no other reason than because you could (and no one holds 45 accountable for any damn thing) or let 100s of thousands of people suffer when he can make a major difference in their survival.
    45 sinks lower and lower with each passing day, which damn, I didn’t know you could go this low. But every f**king day I wake up, here he is sinking even lower. What a f***king puttz, we are F**KED America!

    • Yes blk America we are effed under 45s Regime. The republithug of are so freakin scare to challenge this clown it’s sickening. But they had no problem calling out Obama. Damn hypocrites!!!!!

  5. So the white supremacist fake prez can call blk athletes SOBs. But how dare we call him out of his name. YEAH RIGHT! Gtfooh. Ain’t gonna happen. Every name he’s been called, he deserve it. I have no respect for that person occupying the WH. None!!!

      • She only cares about what’s being said when a Black person says it as usual. When are white people going to take the high road? Never!

    • specialt757 on said:

      “I don’t care one little ounce about what he says.” That’s very clear kates, you only have harsh words when the people on this site say something you don’t like, I mean except for jhuf, fake doc, and other trolls.

      • Now, why in the world would I be concerned about the rhetoric that spews out of the mouth? Unless it involves matters of national security, what he tweets or says or his name calling doesn’t mean a hill of beans to me. What does mean a hill of beans to me is the effect his words have on the people I interact with every day.

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