Your Parents Keep Requesting You
Parent friend requests are a death sentence, unless they live out of town or are otherwise too sickly to visit you.
Should you choose to accept, no more dirty jokes or racy reposts, all your business is now theirs as well, and you’ll have to limit the amount of porn pages are “like.” If you don’t accept, you’ll never hear the end of it. If your mom is anything like mine, family gatherings will become awkward and annoying because she’ll constantly remind you that you haven’t accepted her friend request yet.
Accepting their requests would be a plus when it comes to family events (because people don’t send out paper invitations nowadays), but doing so would be no different from granting a potential employer access to your FB login information. The last thing your mom needs to know about is your thirst for half-naked non-celebrities and fat girl fetish pages.
Only two options here: develop a brand new personality or abandon your account and head over to
Black Twitter, the digital equivalent of Adolf Hitler and Louis Farrakhan starring in the most offensive movie of all time.