A hungry mother and daughter ordered food from Dominoes and when it arrived their wings were missing. So, they got angry and went to Dominoes to get their wings. According to witnesses the mother had her hand on her gun and threatened employees. So, being that they had just ordered a delivery order it wasn’t […]
Damon understands the whole #MuteRKelly movement, but now people are saying #MuteMichaelJackson and he thinks that’s taking it too far! He agrees that if he did the things that he’s accused of he’s horrible. But, he thinks we should only have to mute “white Michael” because “brown mike” didn’t do anything but give us great […]
A college student in California created an app that landed him in jail. As smart as this guy is, he’s pretty dumb. He designed the app called Banana Plug to sell things like molly, shrooms and even cocaine. He put up signs around campus and registered it with the Apple app store. The feds caught […]
A Chinese man has gotten married three times in three years in three different Providences. Which by the way is illegal. His wives each thought they were the only one and once one of them found out about the others and turned him in. But Damon is convinced he wanted to get caught. HEAD BACK […]
Damon thinks that if we could go back in time we should make alcohol illegal and weed legal. Apparently we got it backwards. Alcohol impairs your thinking and apparently your vision too because after a few drinks “lil dusty” and “Otis” look really good. We might even have less ugly people if alcohol were illegal. […]
A Houston man is accused of stealing an elderly couple’s van several times to go on crime sprees. He would steal it every night go participate in criminal activities and return it. The couple began to notice that their seat wasn’t right and the mileage was going up. But, it became extremely obvious when the […]
Around Valentines Day all of the commercials and advertisements are for what men should get their women. But what about the men? Ladies the least you can do is “step your freak game up!” Fake a moan every now and then, hype your man up, pretend you’re interested. It’s the least you can do. HEAD […]
Every Black History Month Damon’s mom takes over the events for her church. This year Damon and his son, also named Damon, will be speaking together! Damon has the funny and his son has the facts. No one will be quoting scripture but the church will be entertained and mama will be proud! HEAD BACK […]
A 38-year-old woman was arrested after refusing to leave Waffle House. When the manager insisted that she leave and she became angry and threatened to shoot him in the face. The woman left, and when she returned she pulled down her pants, tried to grab the mans private area and when he refused, she licked […]
It has been announced that the very first male cheerleaders for the LA Rams will be performing at the Super Bowl in Atlanta. Damon thinks that’s okay, as long as they don’t wear the same “skimpy uniforms” as the female cheerleaders. If something falls out from those tiny skirts that’ll be more of a Super […]
Winter in Chicago is no joke! There is nothing like getting in your car and seeing that the temperature is 5 or 0. Every winter Damon wonders why he still lives in Chicago, but he never leaves. His wife is actually allergic to the cold. If the weather gets below 30 “her skin does a […]
A woman in Florida is sitting in jail after threatening people in a hair salon with a gun. She was upset because her appointment did not start on time. When another woman tried to calm her down she pulled out a gun and pointed it at her before running out of the salon. So, not […]
