He says this situation is one of the ones where “the jokes write themselves.” First of all it was cold in Chicago, negative 24 degrees to be exact. Nobody is going out in that kind of weather unless they’re going to do something important. Getting a tuna sub doesn’t qualify as important in his opinion.
On top of that the time of the attack doesn’t exactly sit right with him. He has a hard time believing that there is a subway or anything that’s open at 2 am that’s not “attached to a gas station.”
But, as his auntie suggested he’ll be “praying for Jussie.”
Catch Bill Bellamy this weekend at the Addison Improv!