Chris Paul blasts through 60 seconds of Shaquille O'Neal's "beef" with current Lakers' center Dwight Howard, the first male model on "The Price is Right," and Jimmie "JJ" Walker bashing President Barack Obama; joking, "nobody kisses asses that are white more than Kid Dyn-o-mite."

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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.  

Old Laker Center Shaquille O’Neal is beefing with new Laker Center, Dwight Howard.  Shaq says that Dwight is not one of the NBA’s greatest Centers and that Dwight is a copycat for calling himself Superman.  So the question is; how can they determine which one of these big Negroes is the real Superman?  I know, let them both sleep with the same groupie, then she’ll determine which one of them is Superman and which one is the Flash.

The Price Is Right has hired its first ever male model.  His name is Rob Wilson and he’ll be posing and profiling next to refrigerators and dinette sets.  Now if Rob Wilson is straight then it’s going to be a lot of fun working with those beautiful spokes models.  And if he’s gay well, all I can I can say is, Rob Wilson, c’mon out!  Damn, I just noticed, that Price Is Right music is gay.  Da-da-da-daaaaaa.

Jimmy “JJ” Walker was on Bill O’Reilly’s show, and JJ was doing exactly what O’Reilly and the Fox news people want.  He blasted President Obama and said the President doesn’t deserve to be re-elected.  Yeah, so let it be known, nobody kisses asses that are white more than kid Dyn-o-mite!

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