LOVE… American Style

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Then, they assume that for every five women, there are six condoms used. . . ’cause someone has relations twice. . . or the first condom is useless because the guy messes up in the dark and does something like accidentally putting it on inside-out.

Based on those numbers, Americans will use 7,516,800 total condoms today. . . or an average of 87 per second.

That also works out to 313,200 condoms per hour or 5,220 condoms per minute.

And, if you unrolled all of those condoms all the way and laid them end to end, they’d stretch more than 830 miles or just a little less than the distance you’d have to drive if, say, you were a psychotic astronaut traveling from Houston to Orlando wearing a diaper. (that’s for you K.O)

Combine that with the fact that 188 MILLION is the magic number of Valentine cards that will be exchanged today. . . and that’s not even counting the packaged kids’ cards ….

my next venture …..

The C & C Factory ….

Yep, you got it ….

Cards and Condoms baby!

Cards and Condoms!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Disclaimer:

I am really not Anti-Valentine’s Day! I just recognize the importance of showing those you love (including yourself) how much you care every single day. So Valentine’s Day for me isn’t that big of a deal. Even better is when you find someone who feels the exact same way. But that vase full of a dozen roses sure does look pretty sitting there on my nightstand.

Chocolate, anyone?

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