LOVE… American Style

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  • Well, it seems to be that time again. My first and not so subtle clue was the mandate by my 9 year old to find non-mushy cups and napkins for the Valentine’s Day party at school. And then add to that the amount of red roses and boxes of chocolate that seem to be everywhere you turn, yes, the day to celebrate true love by wining, dining and spending a truckload on Hallmark cards has snuck up on me again. Dammit.

    So while I am negotiating a sea of V-Day slackers (myself included) at Walmart trying to live up to my son’s expectations, I took note of a few things. Not only were people buying cards …. they were buying Condoms.

    (Slap your forehead one time just like I did)

    I mean not only is this the one day where you are supposed to show the one that you love just how much they really mean to you, it is also one of the very, very few days where you should pretty much be GUARANTEED relations.

    (The only others are your birthday, anniversary and first night of a vacation that costs at least $4,000)

    So. . . we Americans are taking advantage.

    (I hope you’re laughing with me at this point!)

    Yes, I took a very liberal turn when I decided to write this post. AND the fact that it is National Condom Week had absolutely NOTHING to do with it.

    But it did help me uncover a few VERY interesting facts.

    According to the makers of LifeStyles condoms, today, across the country, we’ll burn through 87 condoms PER SECOND.

    That’s a HECK of a lot of relations.

    Here’s how they figured it out. 27% of women, 18 and over, say they’re going to be having relations today and 20% of those will use a condoms.

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