It's time for another reading of the "Daily Horrorscope," where Alfredas keeps it real by telling every astrological sign the harsh truth about themselves for today's date of January 7, 2022.

The "Daily Horrorscope" reading for today includes advice for the loud-talking Aries, Leos that can't swim, Virgos with horrible foreplay skills and much more.

The "Daily Horrorscope" reading for August 26, 2021 includes some helpful advice for the Internet bully Libra, virtual reunion-planning Virgo and every other dysfunctional astrology sign.

The "Daily Horrorscope" for August 11, 2021 on the 'Russ Parr Morning Show' further proves that we're all just a bunch of bugged-out individuals when we want to be.

Watch today's "Daily Horrorscope" For August 4, 2021 on the Russ Parr Morning Show below!

Alfredas runs down the "Daily Horrorscope" list for today, as per usual, giving us that dose of reality we need regardless of what astrological sign you represent.

Alfredas, Russ and the entire 'RPMS' crew are here on a weekly basis to remind us all — Libras, Virgos, Geminis, Aries and the constellation in general! — that nobody is safe when it comes to the "Daily Horrorscope" report.