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There’s only one man who can break down the issues of Tristan Thompson and Starbucks and have you laughing until your sides hurt. Bill Bellamy has some beef with these people and he’s not going easy on them.

“I got beef with these streets, I got to let y’all know,” explained Bellamy. His first is with NBA player Tristan Thompson denying being in a viral sex tape.

“He walks into the hotel with the girl talking about how Y’all know it’s me,” laughed Bellamy.  “How do you hide when you’re 6’10. What do you wear when your’ 6’10.”

Bellamy had to share his beef with Starbucks and what he wants from them. “Anybody Black gets a job,”  he explained.  “We got to have a Wakandachino right now. It’s going to be Black strong. With a bit of vibranium in it.”

Catch him at the Orlando Improv April 20-22 and the Tampa Improv May 4-6.

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