This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
Yesterday the Powerball jackpot rose to over $500 million dollars. Experts say that with a lottery prize this big even a black person couldn’t blow it all … in less than six months.
According to a report Halle Berry has decided to quite acting in order to protect her daughter fulltime. Meanwhile her baby daddy gave Gabriel Aubrey has decided to quit fighting Halle’s new boyfriend in order to protect his ass fulltime.
A 12 year old boy and a 13 year old who were best friends just found out that they’re actually brothers. Their mother put the 12 year old up for adoption, but now they’ve been reunited as brothers, but that also means that all the mama jokes they’ve been telling on each other are about the same woman.
Two high school girls are in big trouble after they pranked their classmates by giving them cupcakes baked with urine in them. They gave those nasty treats to all the kids they hate and pissed off the entire school. The only student who wasn’t upset was a kid named R. Kelly, Jr. who said, excuse me ladies, can I have another?