Has the question ‘I wonder what it would be like to date a white woman’ ever popped up into any of your heads? Are you the type of person that will strictly put down the possibility of even dating a white woman? If that is you, then Steve Wilson of The D.L. Hughley Show wants to change your mind and have you, at least, considering it.
Give it a listen, and see if you agree or disagree with Steve’s opinion.
10. They don’t wear weaves.
Well there seems to be mixed emotions on this one. Steve, on one side, believes that white women do wear weaves. However, D.L. and Jasmine think they do. D.L. jokingly remarked by saying, “Yeah, but they don’t get theirs from swap meets or Asian stores. They don’t do that.”
9. If you say, “B make me a sandwich”, you won’t get slapped.
Now we are not condoning you to say this to your lady, but Steve seems to believe if you are with a woman who is white and this does utter out of your mouth, then you will be safe. Once again, we are not condoning. But for all the men that do attempt this act, let us know if your lady actually did back-slap you in the face.
8. They don’t have their brothers beat you up if you get caught cheating.
This one is interesting; every sista seems to have that BIG swole brother who is just waiting for you to mess up. But according to Steve, you will not have to worry about the BIG swole brother coming around. D.L seemed to concur with this one by saying, “Oh yeah, because they accept it.”
7. They don’t consider you a failure if you live with your mother.
Jasmine comically thought that this one was obviously made up by Steve. D.L responded by saying,” I consider you a failure if you live with your mother.” Now if you’re a grown man, it is suggested you probably shouldn’t be living with your mother, but if you still do, it’d be accepted if you’re with a white woman, according to Steve.
6. They don’t think material success and physical attraction are everything.
It’s not all about the money, glitz, glamour and looks to white women. But D.L strongly disagreed with Steve on this one, he said, “ Oh, yeah, you might want to tell all them NBA ex-wives that be suing people on TV. Barry Bonds’ ex-wife, she might’ve thought that. So I’m just saying.”
5. They don’t worship their pastors and judge their men by church attendance.
If you decide to skip church on Sunday’s, then do not expect to be judged by a white woman. Steve believes that your white woman will not hold you to such a high standard like they do to their pastors. But we all need church, so don’t let it become a habit. Can we please get an amen?!?
4. They don’t chase after the thing they hate the most.
We’ll give you a second to digest this one because Steve went into his deep-intellect mode on this one. Alright, so basically Steve was interpreting that sistas hate when men cheat on them, but yet, they still continue to pursue Black men. While Jasmine felt what Steve said was interesting, D.L. seemed to jokingly think the opposite by saying, “That’s, that’s very dumb. I don’t know what that’s all about.”
3. They understand that a woman can be independent without emasculating every man in her path.
Has anyone ever heard of an emasculating fan? D.L. was confused, but was corrected by Jasmine when she said while laughing, “Oh, you mean an oscillating fan.” Back on the topic though: Steve thinks this is an issue in Black women, but thinks you will have no worries about this when it comes to a white woman.
2. Being nice is not a crime.
Basically, Steve wants all the men to know that you can avoid dealing with all the mean sistas. D.L feels the same about some of the sistas. However, Jasmine disagrees by believing that it must only be the sistas from Steve’s hood. Whatever it is, Steve believes that all niceness will only come from a White woman.
1. They don’t blame all their problems on black men.
Steve must believe that Black women have a tendency to nag. Jasmine responded by saying , “Now that didn’t come from me, let me just clarify for my sistas.” We don’t blame Jasmine for clarifying, Steve could receive possible backlash from black women. But hey, this is his list and what he feels.
Did he convince you to want to date a white woman? Let us know what you think about the list in the comment section below.
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