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Comedian Chris Paul gives his hilarious take on the day’s hottest topics.

There’s a new movie coming out about the D.C. Sniper.  It stars Grey’s Anatomy outcast Isaiah Washington and he’s receiving critical acclaim for his role as lead sniper John Mohammad.  The name of the movie is Blue Caprice and it recounts the horror of the 13 sniper victims who were senselessly gunned down in the D.C. area.  Russell Simmons says it’s the funniest thing he’s ever seen.

This weekend Amaya Van Zandt tries to fix former WNBA star Chamique Holsclaw.  Good luck with that, Amaya, because Chamique loves her gun so much she should be on Duck Dynasty.

R&B singer Miguel was arrested for driving under the influence.  ♫ How many drinks does it take to intoxicate me?  I’m five foot seven so it only took one and I just caught a DUI. ♫ Police saw that drunk dwarf speeding and the pulled the pickled pee-wee over.  Then po-po had that liquored up leprechaun blow a breathalyzer, and that sloshed smurf was over the legal limit.  So they locked up that hammered half pint.  But eventually Miguel posted bond.  And that hung-over hobbit went home to Moet Munchkin Land.

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