Morning Minute: Kim Kardashian's Dead Kitty

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  • Kim Kardashian’s cat died over the weekend but according to Chris Paul that shouldn’t be the cat she is worried about

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    This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.

    Down goes Manny, down goes Manny. Boxing fans were stunned Saturday night when Juan Manual Marquez knocked out Manny Pacquiao in the sixth round of their pay per view fight. And when I say knocked him out I’m talking Suge Knight, Gabriel Aubrey, Cleveland bus driver you’re going to jail now knocked out. He was unconscious for several minutes. Juan Manuel Marquez caught Manny with a monstrous right hand that Manny never, ever saw coming. And where did Juan learn how to throw such a sneaky punch?  Word is he spent the last two weeks training with Katt Williams. That’s why his punches were on target.

    And speaking of that negro Katt Williams was arrested again. Katt’s been in jail so many times this year the jailhouse built a stage in the holding cell and started charging a two drink minimum.

    Kim Kardashian is in mourning over the death of her pet kitten. Her kitty cat named Mercy died of undisclosed causes and Kim is very sad.  Her kitty was furry and real tiny, so it’s definitely not the one we saw on the Ray Jay video because that one, mercy.

    I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.

    (Photo: AP)

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