An investigation proves that Mitt Romney did not have binders full of women’s names to consider for positions at his company Bain Capital. As a matter of fact there were no women there, Mitt put together an exclusively all white, all male team. But they did find that Mitt Romney is in position of binders and binders full of lies.
A 36 year old teacher in Brooklyn had sex with her 16-year-old student, and now the kid’s mom is suing for $10 million dollars. Really? Ten million? Was it that good? Anyway, I’m watching this case very closely. And if mom gets the $10 million then shoot, I’m sending my 16 year old son to school every day wearing Old Spice with a can of Pringles stuffed down his shorts!
Oh, no! Flavor Flav is back in jail. Flavor got locked up and charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon after he threatened his fiancé’s teenage son with a knife. Wow, back in the ‘90s Flavor Flav used to fight the power, but now; “Fight your stepson. Fight your stepson. You got to show ‘em you’re no punk b.”