Kevin Hart bought his crew new cars because they helped him get to where he is today. So, Damon thinks he needs to get some new comedian  friends because no one has bought him a new car. Even though he was on the Kings of Comedy tour and opened up over 30 times, he still […]

A Marriott exec is suing the company because he says he was treated unfairly. He was asked to dance for other employees and one time he did it. Damon thinks that he might dance for his coworkers if his money depended on it. And he’s began thinking about what his go to dance would be. […]

It’s the holidays and Damon says that every family has that one “old freaky uncle.” The one nobody leaves their kids around and especially not their daughters! Well, Damon says it’s time to stop looking the other way and forgiving his gross behavior! If you have one of those uncles stop inviting him to Christmas! […]

Damon thinks we need to sue the airlines because they “obviously” discriminate against masculine people. Think about it, when is the last time you’ve seen a masculine flight attendant? Damon says this is wrong and if you’ve been denied a job you should sue! What are your thoughts on this issue? HEAD BACK TO THE […]

You know when you go to someone’s house and their microwave makes you gag? It’s awful. Now you need to make sure your microwave doesn’t look that way! Damon reminds us that the piece of glass at the bottom comes out and can be cleaned! Please, “clean out that nasty microwave!” HEAD BACK TO THE […]

Comics are supposed to be able to not only tell jokes, but also take jokes! Damon doesn’t understand why there are “comedy beefs,” comedy is the “happy business.” Do not get into the comedy business if you can’t laugh at yourself! Because if you’re a comic you will be the butt of the joke at some […]