ST. PETERSBURG (AP)— Authorities in Florida say a man flashed a fake gun and badge and demanded free fast food at a McDonald's drive-thru. Pinellas County Sheriff's deputies say Joseph Pineda told employees Friday that he deserved free food, had just come from a sting and didn't have his wallet. Workers called the police. Pineda […]
An Arlington, TX man is in serious condition after setting himself on fire in his car outside of his ex-wife's home. According to reports, the man's ex-wife called police earlier in the night citing he smelled like gasoline and threatened to light himself on fire. Soon after, the man went to his car and lit […]
Chris Paul jokes with the crew about the masturbation bar, LaVar Burton's stance against Romney, and more on the TJMS.
A new “ladies-only” masturbation bar, Love Joule, has opened in Japan, where women can have unrestricted titillating conversation about the art of masturbation and check out sex toys to boot, reports Complex City Guide. Owner Megumi Nakagawa was inspired to create “a love and sex bar” that provided an atmosphere, where women could “openly discuss […]
Dominique jokes with the crew about an attorney who dropped marijuana out of his pocket in court, the masturbation bar, and more on the TJMS.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. (AP) — An Army veteran is seeking $10 million from the federal government, accusing a Veterans Administration nurse of repeatedly put ice packs on his penis after surgery, causing frostbite and gangrene and ultimately leading to the organ's partial amputation. Michael D. Nash of Louisville filed suit Tuesday in U.S. District Court in […]
Dominique jokes with the crew about the woman who hid 36 vials of crack in her vagina, Chad Ochocinco dating AJ Johnson, and more on the TJMS.
Ashley Bellamy was arrested Monday morning, along with her boyfriend Marcus Gibson, for trying to sell crack vials at a Philadelphia-area Wawa convenience store, reports the Philadelphia Inquirer. But what got the attention of local police, was where Bellamy concealed the drugs: her vagina. An unidentified middle-aged man reportedly attempted to buy crack from Bellamy […]
Chris Paul blasts through 60 seconds of the presidential debate, a farmer eaten by it's own hogs, Chad Johnson's date with AJ Johnson, and more on the TJMS.
A Chinese restaurant in Kentucky has been shut down after customers witnessed two employees wheeling a dead deer into the back of the restaurant, The son of the restaurant's owner admitted to bringing the road kill into the kitchen with the plan of cleaning it and preparing it to be cooked. The Red Flower Chinese […]
NEW YORK (AP) — A Virginia man accused of driving hundreds of miles to upstate New York to kill the superintendent of a small school district believed the man was having an affair with his wife, a person familiar with the investigation told The Associated Press on Saturday. Anthony Robert Taglianetti II made the more-than-six-hour […]
Damon Williams goes over today's most ignorant headlines including a Woman who shoots her husband for threatening to shoot their cat and a jealous short man arrested for stealing women’s high-heeled shoes.
