Uh oh! He’s been caught with his pants down… literally or has he?

New York Jets pro Kellen Winslow Jr. is being accused of being indecent in public when a woman allegedly witnessed him masturbating in his car.

And to only make this scandal weirder, he apparently had two jars of Vaseline while parked in a Target parking lot.

But like most celebrities under fire for scandals,  a representative… well.. represented him after the November 19 incident.

“Kellen pulled over to a parking lot to smoke what he thought at the time was a legal substance. He changed his clothes in his vehicle as to not smell like smoke when he returned home.”

His representative continued with, “There was absolutely nothing inappropriate that took place and if there was police would have investigated further and charged Kellen which they did not. This will be the only time we will comment on this unfounded and ridiculous claim.”

But according to a 58-year-old white woman, she caught him red-handed. Well, yuck handed masturbating in his Kellen’s Cadillac Escalade around 5:30 p.m. in that parking lot. She claims to have seen an erect penis in action.

When a police officer arrived, he didn’t see any nude parts, but did find two open jars of Vaseline and drug use, which the latter Winslow has been charged for in the past.

2 thoughts on “NFL Pro Kellen Winslow Jr. Allegedly Masturbates in Public

  1. I was just about to dismiss this as a horny white woman’s fantasy. But the Vaseline kinda took me aback. He was in the parking lot of Target, so maybe he had just purchased the grease. But then, why would you be changing clothes in the parking lot, instead of the men’s room in the store? Who the hell gets naked in a parking lot? And finally, if you have a woman at home that is so scary you have to hide what you smoke from her, you got bigger problems than getting caught chokin’ the chicken at Target. Man up!

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