Comedian Chris Paul gives his hilarious take on Khloe Kardashian‘s STD scare, Lindsey Vonn;s cheating and more.
The tables have turned on Tiger Woods. Tiger’s girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn was caught cheating on him. Lindsey was busted backstage at the Jay-Z/Justin Timberlake concert locking lips with another man. And they say she’s cheating because her sex life with Tiger is only as good as his golf game. And right now his stroke’s a little off.
Khloe Kardashian got herself tested for five different STDs. After learning about Lamar Odom’s multiple affairs, Khloe went and got a full check up of her lady parts. The looked inside her ho-ha, and her woo-woo, and then swabbed her nu-nu in her tu-tu and then drained her foo-foo out of coo-coo and thankfully Khloe is still healthy. But no more Kardashian drawers for Lamar. Uh-uh. No matter how hungry he gets Khloe’s cookie counter is now closed.
And speaking of STDs another porn actor has tested positive for HIV. This marks the third adult performer in a month to get a positive test. And there may be more. So fellows if you’re going to be home watching porn this weekend, please, please wear a glove.