Comedian Chris Paul gives his hilarious take on the day’s hottest topics.
The Kardashians say that Lamar Odom has gone missing. Also making this claim are the Dallas Mavericks and the Los Angeles Clippers.
But wait Lamar Smoke ‘Ems agent says that Lamar is not missing. The agent says that Khloe knows exactly where Lamar is. He’s relaxing, getting his head together and riding around in a car with DMX.
And word on the streets is Lamar Odom’s drug buddies all call him Kobe, because he does not like sharing the rock.
And in other news Robin Thicke’s wife Paula Patton says that she is not the least bit mad at Miley Cyrus for groping and grinding on her husband on the Video Music Awards. And why should Paula be mad? Miley’s got no ass. Miley’s butt looks like some grits in a ziplock bag. And she backed it up on Robin Thicke with no back to back it up. Miley’s booty is vegan, no meat.