The third and final installment of the ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta‘ reunion was like a mediocre movie, the trailers were better than the actual show.
I was ready to get the tea on Kenya and Appollo, but there was no tea. The show revealed to us exactly what we saw on the previews and nothing else. Kenya was texting Apollo, and he replied to her texts. There was no sexting. There was a lil sumthin, sumthin when Andy (who is openly gay) said “Apollo, you are hard to resist.” Was that a flirt, Andy?!
Continuing with Kenya, rumor has it that Walter claims Kenya paid him to be her beau in order to secure a spot on the RHOA. She wasn’t a wife, but wanted to at least be in a relationship. I watched season 5, and regarding a relationship with Walter, Kenya appeared delusional. She and Walter never appeared to be a couple. Hell, they didn’t even seem to be friends. I can believe Walter’s claim but an out of work ex Miss USA has got to eat too. She did what she needed to do to secure her spot on the show and I am not mad.
Since Walter never tried to hit it, Kenya questioned his sexuality. I remember Walter saying he likes his women like he likes his rims, 22′s, 24′s, and 26′s. At a self proclaimed 41, Kenya is a bit too mature to make Walter’s nature rise. Never one to be outdone, Kenya had sideways shade for Walter saying, “If his toupee caught on fire, I wouldn’t even spit on his ass.”
Todd, Greg, Peter, and Appollo were there sitting behind and supporting their women. It appeared odd that Kordell wasn’t there sitting behind Porsha, but since the divorce papers have been served we all know why he wasn’t there.
Todd went from working behind the scenes of the show (when they were filming in Africa) to actually appearing on the show in the name of love for his woman, Kandi. According to him, he didn’t want to be on the show.
Poor little Porsha was yip-yapping about how great she and Kordell are doing, how it’s a priority for her to look sexy for her husband, bla, bla, bla. Kordell has filed for divorce so everything she’s thinking is all wrong. Your husband does not love you to the core, he wants a divorce. For whatever reason, Andy asked Porsha to sing a few (mediocre) bars before the guys left the set.
Nene and Cynthia said, “everybody has been through it during their first season. When you come on the show you will go through it.” Nene also stated “you’re not going to get support from the ladies on this show.”
Nene was a bit reserved on this part of the reunion, but as the only remaining original cast member she did say she always knew she’d be the last one standing. She also said they need to find a new housewife to replace someone. My guess is Phaedra or Porsha will be replaced.
What did you guys think of the reunion show?