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Comedian Chris Paul goes in on Michael Jordan’s wedding rules, Kim and Kanye’s possible baby name and Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend.

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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.

 Michael Jordan is getting married on April 27th, and his wedding invitation has a silence clause.  Any guest attending the ceremony for Michael and Yvette Prieto must take a vow of silence swearing not to talk about it or take any pictures.  This is highly unusual.  Normally the vow of silence is something brothers take at the bachelor party right before the hookers show up.

According to reports soon to be parents Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are thinking about naming their baby North.  So the baby’s name would be North West.  Hmm, that’s interesting.  Ray J’s nickname for Kim is Down South.

And congratulations to Tiger Woods.  Tiger won the Arnold Palmer Invitational and now he’s back to being the number one golfer in the world.  Plus Tiger’s got a new woman in his wife.  That just goes to show you that a brother can accomplish anything, as long as he has a good, strong black woman in his corner to support him.  I mean an African queen who can …

Chris, she’s not black?

Huh?

Tiger’s girl is not black.

Oh, it’s another white girl?

Oh, then never mind.

I’m Chris Paul and this was the Morning Minute.

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