Dick Cheney is a Liar…Go Figure MORNING MINUTE

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    Chris Paul jokes with the crew about Michael Vick’s latest misfortune, Dick Cheney’s 9/11 lie and Twinkies return.

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    This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.

    Mike Vick had to cancel his book signings in Atlanta and Philadelphia because of death threats.  Mike just wants to promote his new autobiography but some just won’t let him forget his crime of dogfighting.  Here’s a clip of one of those threatening phone calls to Mike Vick.  “Hello, Mike Vick, [inaudible] I don’t know.  Who do you think you are?  But if you go to that book signing I’m going to put a foot up your ass, Scooby-dooby-do”.

    In a new documentary former Vice President Dick Cheney admits that he lied about 9/11.  Wait, Dick Cheney is a pathological liar.  So is he really telling the truth about lying, or is he lying about lying just so he can lay down another lie.  Here’s the truth.  You can’t trust any man who says I cross my mechanical heart and hope to die.

    Good news for us fat people.  Hostess is moving ahead with its plan to sell its Twinkies brand.  And those delicious golden snack cakes could be back on shelves by Summer.  Drums please.  “Twinkie time.  Summer time.  Twinkie time.  Soon those Twinkies will be mine.”

    I’m Chris Paul and this was the Morning Minute.

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