01/21/14- “Seriously Ignorant” correspondent Damon Williams rifles off the most ignorant headlines of the week including a story about a man who was arrested after giving a homeless man change.
MOUNT WOLF, Pa. (AP) — A man who loved the outdoors was carried to his grave in a boat pulled by a truck on Wednesday. The casket of 78-year-old Ronald Bloss Sr. was loaded onto a small motor boat and trailer and pulled to a cemetery by a pickup truck driven by one of his […]
The Washington Times reports an elderly Florida man is facing charges after he stirred up some trouble in a Walmart express lane. 77-year-old William E. Golladay is facing felony battery charges after he attacked a 65-year-old man named John Malherbe in a local Walmart. The police report that Golladay attacked the man while he was […]
WESLEY CHAPEL, Fla. (AP) — An argument over texting in a Florida movie theater ended with a retired Tampa police captain fatally shooting a man sitting in front of him, authorities said. The former police captain, Curtis Reeves, 71, has been charged with second-degree murder. It’s not immediately clear whether he has retained an attorney. […]
01/14/14- “Seriously Ignorant” correspondent Damon Williams gives us the most ignorant headlines of the week including a wacky story about a woman who tried to buy a Subway sandwich with stolen money from the store’s tip jar! For iPhone users:
(AP)— A 33-year-old man in Oklahoma allegedly killed his stepfather after a fight over the holidays by yanking underwear up the stepfather’s back and over his head so that the waistband was around his neck, authorities said. Records show Brad Davis, of McLoud, was arrested Tuesday and booked into the Pottawatomie County jail on a […]
NEWINGTON, Conn. (AP) — Call it the case of the banana-eating bandit.Police in Connecticut say they’re looking for a man who smashed his vehicle into a gas station in Newington, swiped a banana from a shelf and ate it before leaving early Wednesday morning. Nothing else was taken. The store’s surveillance video shows a Ford […]
I guess people will never learn from “A Christmas Story.” A 12-year-old New Hampshire girl Maddie Gilmartin got her tongue stuck to a pole for 15 minutes after she licked the pole during a blizzard. Her parents tried to pour hot water on her tongue to remove it from the pole but after that failed, […]
FRANKFORT, Ky. (AP) — Just how cold is it in Kentucky? Apparently cold enough for an escaped prisoner to decide to turn himself in. Authorities say the inmate escaped from a minimum security facility in Lexington on Sunday. As temperatures dropped into the low single digits Monday, they say he walked into a motel and […]
01/07/14- “Seriously Ignorant” correspondent Damon Williams gives the most ignorant headlines of the week including a story about two brothers who fought over sandwiches and a woman who was slapped in the face with a banana. For iPad/iPhone users:
OK, there’s the picture, now b-r-e-a-t-h-e. Hey, girlfriend may only be able to fit sideways through the same doorway many of us walk through with ease. And she may have to do a quick exit from the ladies room before others’ realize she was the one who cracked the toilet seat. But dammit, 33-year-old Sarah […]
12/31/13- “Seriously Ignorant” correspondent Damon Williams gives us the most ignorant headlines of the week including a story about one future bride who does not play about her wedding colors!
