Damon Williams jokes with the crew about today's seriously ignorant headlines including a story about  two thieves who rob a man but leave enough bus fare for the man they robbed.

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HOUSTON (AP) — An apparent disgruntled worker has been blamed for driving a bulldozer into a Houston auction house and causing $1.5 million in damage. Officials with Ritchie Bros. Auctioneers are not sure why 52-year-old Lynn Benson of Houston was upset. The lot inspector operates the bulldozer as part of his regular duties. Nobody was […]

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HOBBS, N.M. (AP) — New Mexico corrections officers say an inmate escaped his jail cell by breaking a window bar with a razor blade and a Popsicle stick but changed his mind once he got outside. Carlos Garcia told police it took about five months to break the bar on his cell window at the […]

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DAYTON, Ohio (AP) — Police say robbers who held up an Ohio man at gunpoint gave him back enough money for bus fare before running away. It happened at a Dayton bus stop on Tuesday morning. The Dayton Daily News reports that two men walked up, and one of them put a gun to the […]

Damon Williams gives the most ignorant headlines of the week, including a woman who blamed a non-existent twin for a crime she committed.

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BIG BEAVER, Pa. (AP) — Police say a western Pennsylvania woman blamed her nonexistent twin sister for stealing items from a hotel room. The Beaver County Times reports Wednesday that police charged 31-year-old Jennifer Brown, of Rochester, with false reports and theft. State police say Brown took some bed clothes, an alarm clock, coffee pot, […]

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RAWDON, Quebec (AP) — A bride-to-be fell to her death while getting her wedding pictures taken, tumbling down from a cliff into a waterfall while she was wearing her wedding dress, police said Friday. Sgt. Ronald McInnis of the Quebec provincial police said her body was recovered about four hours after she slipped from a […]

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PLAINFIELD, N.J. (AP) — Police say a thief got away after two good Samaritans grabbed the wrong person on a northern New Jersey street. The Samaritans were driving down a street in Plainfield when they saw what appeared to be a man assaulting a woman early Monday. But it turns out the man was walking […]

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A man with no legs or arms succesfully swam from Alaska to Russia on August 17th. At the age of 26-years-old, Philippe Croizon arms and legs were amputated after he had an electrical accident in 1994. The trip took approximately an hour and 15 minutes and he swam over 2 miles in distance. The water […]

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JERUSALEM (AP) — It's the latest prescription for extreme ultra-Orthodox Jewish men who shun contact with the opposite sex: Glasses that blur their vision, so they don't have to see women they consider to be immodestly dressed. In an effort to maintain their strictly devout lifestyle, the ultra-Orthodox have separated the sexes on buses, sidewalks […]

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The Lorena Bobbitt story is infamous for the diabolical nature of her crime but now a story has emerged that can easily compare. Everyone, even women, cringe at the thought of what she did to her husband. Not only did she chop off his penis, but she drove down the road and threw it in […]

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HAMILTON, Ohio (AP) — Police in southwest Ohio are perplexed about why a woman tried to sneak into a county jail before telling authorities to arrest her. Deputies with the Butler County Sheriff's Office arrested 36-year-old Tiffany R. Hurd on Sunday morning after she was caught trying to climb over a fence into Butler County […]