This story makes no sense to Damon, and it actually might make you cringe. A 70-year-old British man was awarded $24,000 after medical malpractice. He went to have a bladder procedure and was apparently mixed up with another patient. Long story short the doctors ended up circumcising and now he’s $24,000 richer. HEAD BACK TO […]
A man in Monroe, LA called police because he believed a woman who was staying with him stole money. When she was arrested she was patted down by a female officer who in fact found the stolen money. But it wasn’t in a place you’d expect it to be. It was found in her “hoo-ha,” along with […]
Today’s Seriously Ignorant News comes all the way from Australia, because Damon says “crime and stupid people are everywhere.” The 34-year-old accused car thief headed to court charged with theft of a vehicle and a suspended license. But, the car he drove to court in was also reported stolen. Both he and his female companion […]
A man went to a store and looked around for a while before he decided on some mangoes. When it came time to pay, he pulled out scissors on the clerk and ran away. Security chased him and he ended up jumping over a wall, which backfired. He actually jumped over the wall of a nudist […]
A Wisconsin man was arrested for purposely clogging toilets at his job. The man says he doesn’t know why he did it, but he did say that he, “just got a very strong urge” to do it. However, he knows what he did was wrong and he plans to pray for forgiveness everyday. He was […]
Once again, our Seriously Ignorant News story comes out of Florida. A thief decided to rob a Wendy’s restaurant, but must have been hungry when he arrived. Before he took anything he fired up the grill and made himself some burgers, then he stole the safe and other items. The whole incident was caught on […]
Police received report of a kidnapping and when they began to investigate they brought in the FBI. The FBI realized the 24-year-old man faked his own kidnapping. Apparently he did it to get ransom money from a family member. Damon laughs and wonders what kind of family he has that would have “kidnapping money” just […]
A Houston Texas homeowner watched on their Ring doorbell camera as woman broke into their home. She stole from them and then even played with the family dog, who Damon calls the dog “useless.” She even ripped the Ring off the wall and took it with her; but it continued to record. HEAD BACK TO […]
This move by Le’Veon Bell proves that he is a rookie player. Not in the NFL, but in the players club. This man (worth millions) left his two girlfriends in his house when he went to practice. When he came back he found over 500K of jewelry and other items missing. Damon says he should […]
A Michigan man caught on surveillance camera seen loading up a cart full of stuff like electronics and then loading them into his car…without paying. He drove off and wasn’t caught but….then he came back got more stuff. Once again he got away with it…then he came back and loaded his car up for a […]
Birthday’s are a joyous occasion! Unless you end up in jail…then they’re a little less joyous. A Pennsylvania woman became very upset on her 55th birthday when no one bought her a gift, cake, or card. After her boyfriend took her to dinner she pulled out a box cutter and slashed him, destroyed their home […]
This man’s interesting appetite landed him in jail! He was pulled over by an officer because of a sticker that he had on his truck window. The sticker reportedly said “I eat ass” and the officer deemed it to be inappropriate. But, the man refused to removing stating it’s within his first amendment rights. So, […]
