We’re about a week away from Thanksgiving and if you’re hosting this year, you need to start getting ready. It’s time to hit the grocery store and make sure you buy enough food, as well as paper towels, soap, and even a plunger. But, one of the most important things to do is make sure […]
Whenever Guy flys he likes to sit in the exit row because it’s the “next best thing to first class.” He knows that he doesn’t need the extra leg room, but he finds it funny when tall people have to sit in the regular seats with their knees in their chest. The exit row comes […]
This morning Guy was feeling down and defeated, but after hearing Roland, Sybil and Shaun he feels better. If we look at this election like we look at sports we’ll see that we might not have won the whole game, but we had some amazing plays! Celebrate the good and learn from the not so […]
It’s Halloween but Guy has rules! If you don’t have on a costume you’re not getting any candy. He doesn’t want to hear about how “poor” you are either. He grew up “poor” and had to get creative with making his costumes, you can do that too if you can’t buy one. Kids over 12 […]
There are reports that the bombs being sent to Trump’s critics are coming from a facility in a predominantly Black area of Florida. Guy doesn’t believe that though, he says Black people can’t even use fireworks properly! He accidentally blew off a piece of his thumb with a firework, so you know we aren’t messing […]
Guy would like for everyone to know that if someone ignores your call, that doesn’t mean call them repeatedly. Guy’s sister called him five times in one minute and he pressed ignore every time. He knew she didn’t need anything important because she didn’t leave a voicemail. Please don’t be that person! HEAD BACK TO […]
Guy is in the funny chair so that means he didn’t win the mega millions. If he would have won, he would have gotten butt naked and ran around on his “kiss my ass tour.” But, there was one person in South Carolina that won all of the money. If you have family in South […]
Guy has an issue with “bad parkers.” A bad parker is anyone who doesn’t let you follow them to the spot they’re about to leave, or someone who takes too long to back out of the spot. Sybil Wilkes is one of those people! She has pretended to go back into where ever she’s leaving, […]
Guy Torry is always talking about how much of a hoarder his mom is; but come to find out, he’s a hoarder too. Guy keeps every thing from hotel keys, to empty liquor bottles. He actually keeps candy in the liquor bottles! Of course he hoards “grudges,” because he always has gripes. HEAD BACK TO […]
Have you ever played that game where you’re supposed to spill your deepest, darkest, secrets to your partner? If you have, Guy thinks you’re crazy! He knows a man who decided to confess to his wife that he had a crush on her sister before he met her. As you could imagine, that didn’t go […]
The mosquitoes in North Carolina are huge! People have been noticing massive mosquitoes flying around, and Huggy says they’re the size of Guy Torry. He’s convinced that when they sting you, it feels like you’ve been tased. Basically, it’s like “Roland Martin put a needle on his drone,” and is chasing people with it. HEAD BACK TO THE […]
After their loss to the Houston Texans, Guy suggests that the Cowboys call Dez Bryant. For years Bryant was the leading receiver for the Cowboys, letting him go is looking like a mistake. So Jerry Jones, if Guy were you he’d pick up the phone and give Dez Bryant a call! HEAD BACK TO THE […]
