If you go over to Guy’s house you better drink all of your water! He tries to be an impeccable host so he has different types of alcohol, tea, and water. If you ask Guy for a 50 ounce bottle of water you better finish it! Just last week he had a friend over who […]
Mother’s Day is this Sunday so you need to make sure you have your gifts ready for your mom, wife or mother of your children. Guy has some things you should absolutely not give as a gift! Stay away from kitchen gifts at all costs! One year Guy got his mom a french fry cutter […]
There are a number of people running for president and Guy has a few suggestions for them. He says if they want to win the Black vote they need to fix Black folks credit, give Black people free college, and make sure HBCU’s receive adequate funding. Guy is confident that the candidate who does those […]
Over the weekend Guy performed with George Wallace in Baltimore and had a blast! When he’s making fun of him he doesn’t talk about his new teeth because he was there once. After Guy got his teeth fixed he was smiling constantly and even made new friends! He suggests putting your money where your mouth […]
A Dallas listener has a gripe with men who can’t drive! This lady was raised by a truck driver and learned to drive at a young age! If she’s out with a man who can’t drive she automatically assumes the sex is going to be bad. Parking counts against you too fellas, she can’t be […]
It’s Wednesday! Tom and Guy Torry begin discussing all of the “mystery meat,” that their families ate growing up. Guy’s mom used to love tripe, but he never tried it because it didn’t look very good. They also wonder what exactly is in spam…they assume it’s not just pork. And what part of the Ox […]
Disclaimer, Guy loves dreadlocks, he actually wanted to grow some himself at one point! But over the weekend when he was on a flight to Atlanta a man sat in front of him with funky dreads! He’s never come across anyone who’s hair smelled like that in his life. It made his stomach turn and […]
This gripe comes from a listener in Houston and she just can’t stand new parents! She and her husband have an adult daughter and their friends are just beginning to start families. All of the new parents think you should be just as obsessed with their baby as they are and that’s not the case. […]
People really don’t seem to understand that airports are not the place to walk slowly. There are people rushing to catch flights, and rushing to their connecting flights but some people just casually stroll. The airport is not a park people, Guy has places to be! Please pick up the pace next time you’re traveling. […]
A listener (who emphasizes that he loves Black Women), has a gripe with women. Gary calls himself a “laid back,” “old school guy who likes to chase” a woman. He finds that women now days are rather aggressive and dominant and he doesn’t like that. He’d prefer a more laid back woman. HEAD BACK TO […]
Day one of the Fantastic Voyage was amazing! Well…unless like Guy you’ve been busy hiding from 14 people. The biggest group on this years Fantastic Voyage is rolling 14 deep and they’re from New Orleans. They’re still upset about the Rams robbing the Saints of a Super Bowl appearance and have been threatening Guy every […]
It’s almost time for the Fantastic Voyage! But, before you set sail Guy has a few picture rules that you should know and abide by. One of the most important, is to, “have your device ready!” This means have it charged up, out and make sure you turn the flash on. Also, he asks that […]
