A woman in Argentina has been sentenced to 13 years in prison after she cut off her ex boyfriends penis. But, she had a pretty valid reason. He reportedly shared their sex tape with his friends. So, she invited him over from sex, tied him up, blindfolded him and cut off his manhood. He was […]
Today on the Cowboy’s Wakeup Show Jerry Jones and Dak are in great moods! Today is a “Victory Monday” for the boys. Jones says the Cowboys beat the Giants so bad that Jerry thought about changing their name to the “Dallas Joe Jacksons.” But, even with the win Jones doesn’t have time to talk about […]
The sock market is in a “free fall,” even though “Obama left him the keys to a Lamborghini economy,” Chris says. People really believe Trump is a smart business man but Chris believes some of those people are starting to believe he’s really not all that smart. Hopefully people realize whats going on before the […]
Dak Prescott denied a $30 Million contract from the Dallas Cowboys and is asking for more money! Chris Paul has a “Cowboy’s Wake Up Show” episode that explains how it all went down between Dak and Jerry Jones. Listen to the episode…you won’t want to miss it! Spoiler Alert….Dak drops a bomb on Jerry Jones! […]
In wake of the horrific mass shooters in El Paso, TX and Dayton, OH President 45 offered his condolences. But, to the wrong city. He sent his thoughts and prayers to “Texas and Toledo.” Though Toledo and Dayton are both in Ohio you’d think the President would want to address the right city after a […]
Donald Trump was planning an event on his Miami golf club and it doesn’t seem like it was a “presidential” event. The event would have strippers in attendance and Chris Paul calls it an “x rated golf tournament.” The participants were supposed to reserve “caddie girls” that were being provided by a local strip club. […]
Chris Paul attended his first “white cookout,” and it sounds like it was an interesting experience. He saw MAGA hats, was offered an interesting brand of beer and more. He loves to remix songs so you know he had to sing about this. “White Cookout Baby,” might be your new favorite song. HEAD BACK TO […]
Easter Morning Kanye held Easter Sunday Service at Coachella. He was also selling his merchandise like Yeezy’s and hoodies for $200 each. Chris Paul jokes that all Easter services collect an offering! But, Paul says he’s glad Ye took time to send praises to Jesus on Easter…too bad he’s probably back to praising Trump now. […]
Donald Trump seems to hate the late John McCain. For some odd reason Donald Trump still has beef with a dead man. He rants on twitter about how just about everything that’s wrong with the country is his fault. Now, McCain passed away almost seven months ago but Trump just won’t leave him alone. Chris […]
Chris Paul remixes Will Smith’s Summer Time and raps about the bone chilling cold gripping the country. Its “winter winter winter time” and “it’s cold as hell!” Its in the negatives in several cities across the country and people have been advised to stay indoors. As usual Chris Paul completely nails his rap! Listen to […]
Giving is contagious! First Gayle Benson paid off close to $100,000 in Walmart layaway orders; then Tyler Perry paid off over $400,000 in Layaway orders and now Kid Rock has done the same. He paid off 350 layaway orders totaling a little over $80,000. But since he did it in Nashville Chris Paul joke that […]
