Comedian Bill Bellamy is performing at the Uptown Comedy Corner in Atlanta this weekend. He runs downs the latest in news headlines on the Tom Joyner Morning Show.
On Victor Cruz:
“No man has lost all his side chicks in one week. I call it the fall back texts. All you extra hoes, fall back. The last time this happened, it was a pimp back in Chicago…his girlfriend was killed on a greyhound. But he only had 12 hoes.”
Matt Barnes vs. Derek Fisher:
“Obviously Derek don’t know the triangle offense. If you drive 95 miles in 22 minutes, you are hauling a**. You are angry. You have ran every light.”
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