Headline. In latest poll Weiner is shrinking.
In the Michael Jackson lawsuit concert promoter, AEG has made the claim that Celine Dion is actually bigger than Michael Jackson. Whoa, Celine bigger than Michael Jackson. That whole testimony smacks of racism. They’re only saying that because one of them has white skin and long, flowing pretty hair. And the other one is Celine Dion.
Headline: Weiner sexting partner admits phone sex. Says she had Wiener in her ear.
Paula Deen hasn’t lost all her endorsements. The CEO of Universal Furniture says he feels sorry for Old Jane Crow, so his company will continue to sell the Paula Deen furniture collection. But no furniture in her collection will be an N word. No more nightstands, no more night tables, and just to be safe no more knick-knacks.
Headline: Weiner’s comeback premature.