Dwight Howard is now a Houston Rocket. After weeks of confusion and indecisiveness and after a night of teetering and flip-flopping Big Dwight signed with the Rockets.
Meanwhile back in Los Angeles Kobe Bryant immediately unfollowed Dwight on Twitter. And here is a secret recording of Kobe Bryant made right after Dwight Howard’s decision. (Crying) I don’t need Shaq. I don’t need Phil. I don’t need Khloe’s husband, and I don’t need Dwight Howard. I’m the Black Mamba. I’m the Black Mamba. I’M THE BLACK MAMBA!!
ABC announced that Nancy Grace will no longer be a contributor on Good Morning America. Man, they’re even firing white women who look like Paula Deen.
Beyoncé’s daddy got remarried. Mathew Knowles said I do to former model Gina Avrey, but I doubt Beyonce will ever call Gina mamma, especially since she already taught Blue Ivy to call her “That B-I”
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