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Chris Paul blasts through sixty seconds of the VP debate, the Zumba prostitution ring, and Will Smith's criminal past, who knew?

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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.  

Last night was the Vice Presidential debate and the winner, by a knockout, the Scranton Assassin, Joe Biden. Joe Biden put a foot in Paul Ryan’s behind. And was Paul Ryan thirsty or what? He drank more water last night than Leonardo DiCaprio did at the end of Titanic. I bet he’s still at the urinal.

A Zumba instructor named Alexis Wright was arrested and charged with running a prostitution ring out of her Zumba studio. But I’m saying is her crime really that bad if the fellas having sex with her were losing weight?  But I wonder what she charged them?  Probably $20 for Zumba and $100 for some woomba.

The latest issue of the National Enquirer has a shocking story about America’s favorite negro Will Smith. They say that back in 1989 good guy Will got arrested and charged with aggravated assault after he had his bodyguard beat a man senseless.‘Now this is a story all about how we knocked some brother’s punk ass out, and the National Enquirer discovered the tale of how I became a prince of a Philadelphia jail.’


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5 thoughts on “Chris Paul’s Morning Minute: Biden Putting a Foot in Ryan’s Behind & More

  1. loycetate on said:

    What has Will Smith done for black folks? I know he been living large since his tv debut not rapping anymore but he sounds like the money went through his head. His ex-wife and Jada were friends but when you got millions everyone can get along. What difference has he made in the black community somebody put that on blast, please. I hope no one is deceived about voting for Obama and I am one black person that says Yes vote for the only black candidate when you don’t know one from another. White folks going to vote for Romney just because they don’t like black people but we need every black person in America to go to the polls like in 2008 and vote for Obama. We are still slaves we just got the right to vote in what 1960 and I know that isnt the right date but we haven’t been freed 100 years to exert our power where the statistics have counted us out. If we just go the polls and cast our vote he is going to win. White folks count us out let’s show them. Let’s call it BLACK OUT and start our revolution! Romney’s wife is from Bloomfield and folks going to vote for him because of her, I sure hope Michigan goes democratic despite where she is from. Regardless if all the black people that are registered to vote go to the polls we can pull this off. Obama is the best and only choice. I am sick of hearing about the economy lets talk about the crisis that consumed Obama for 3 years cleaning up Bush’s bs. If we go to the polls we can make it happen for if anything should happen to Obama there will be rioting in the street and the government knows that. OBAMA 2012

  2. gwanedm on said:

    Joe Biden did what most washington liberal establishment democrats do. They are all rude and loud and express deep seeded hatred for anyone who identifies with conservatism. It has been said that he interrupted Ryan 82 times and Paul Ryan just stuck with the facts and displayed civility throughout the entire debate.

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