1. “You s’sposed to be watchin my cornbread!! You in here on the xbox…”-Mosquito Valentine ‏@blakademic

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2. “Who left two sips in the kool-aid pitcher?”-Beez D’Southern Wild ‏@BeezHunny

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3. “That lil girl knows she too young to be talkin bout..Rock the Boat, work the middle..damn shame”-Columbus Short ‏@ColumbusShort1

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4. Principal call yo mama on you, she walk in the office like this…-Corey D. Parker ‏@RealCorey

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5. “Who took the cover off my loveseat?”-Yung Costanza ‏@YungCostanza

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6. “Call CPS. Dem white folks don’t scare me.”-Steph B-More ‏

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7. “Be home when the street lights come ON, and not down on the corner!!-Mister Raven ‏@StatueGeek

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8. “So, you just not gon’ change out your school clothes?”-Van Pelt ‏@joiandpain

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9. “Mama, he hit me.” “Did you hit him back?”-@problemwthat

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10. “Cut these lights and tv off. It’s about to storm. Just lay down and be quiet til God’s work is done.”- ‏@StephBMore

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11. “You see me trying to watch my stories. What the hell do you want?”- ‏@brokeymcpoverty

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12. “I don’t care what yo daddy let you do at HIS house, This here MY house.”-@StephBMore

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13. When yo mama hear you giggling in the back of church…-@problemwthat

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14. “Keep showin off for ya lil’ friends”-@KMJEsq

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15. “I know you better take your behind back in that room and put a slip on.”-@TheJazzyBelle

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16. “Don’t make me come down to that school & embarrass you in front of ya lil’ friends.”- ‏@thepbg

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17. “Who left this bathroom like dis?!”-@BgRs

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18. “G’on down to the store & get me some lottery tickets & some cigarettes. & brang me my change!”-@weian_fu

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19. “Who done tracked mud all in the house?!…thats why the carpet is nasty as it is”-@ColumbusShort1

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20. “Brang me that report card.”

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21. “I brought you into this world. I sure as hell can take you out!”

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22. “Stop runnin’ in and outta my house! Lettin’ out all the cold air! And stop slammin’ my screen door.”

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23. “When we get in dis store, don’t touch or ask for nothin’.”

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24. “Didn’t I tell you to git somewhere and sit down?!”

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25. “Mama, I fell and hurt my ankle.” “Go take a nap.”

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26. “Tell that lil’ girl to stop playin’ on my phone.”

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27. “Who threw out my bacon grease?!”

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28. How your mama looks standing in the driveway when you come home past curfew…

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