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Russ Parr Horrorscopes

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It’s time for another reading of the “Daily Horrorscope,” where Tenisha keeps it real by telling every astrological sign the harsh truth about themselves for today’s date of May 25th, 2022.

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Check out the cliff notes below:

Aries: Why would you use maxi pads as coasters at your party?

Gemini: You might be nasty. If you are using a pamper, to clean up a mess spilled on the floor, and you put it back on your child when you done

Cancer: Making your kids pee outside because you just clean the toilet is appropriate

Virgo: If you think your child has a weed problem because he keeps stealing weed out of your stash box, you might be tripping

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Libra: Remember stop posting on social media things that you are not

Scorpio: If the blind date’s deep voice makes him sound sexy on the phone., he’s probably not

Sagittarius: Why are you at the bank trying to cash a check you won. When you know it’s gonna bounce?

Capricorns: Never tried to hit on a girl at the gym. While wearing spandex. She can see her future with your imprint

Aquarius: Why your father is excused for not knowing you is because his father didn’t know him.

Pisces: Stop beating the hell out of your kids and then feel guilty five minutes later and try to talk to them.

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