Chris Paul on Deion’s alleged steroid use, the woman who can lift over 30 pounds with the muscles in her womb and Sasha Obama’s basketball game.
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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
The custody battle between Deion Sanders and Pilar is getting real nasty. Under oath Pilar accused Prime Time of taking steroids during his NFL career. Deion responded by calling Pilar a liar. He says he never did drugs, cigarettes or alcohol. Now I don’t know which one is telling the truth, but I think we can all agree that Dion Sanders was definitely not on steroids the year he played with my Washington Washington Football Team because his ass was terrible.
President Obama attended his daughter Sasha’s basketball game. And he cheered on his 11 year old just like all the other dads, but he did not cuss at the refs like the other dads. Oh, no. Being president means he has someone in his cabinet who does all of his cussing for him. Mm-hmm, Joe Biden.
Russian gymnast Tatiana Kozhevnikova is now in the Guinness Book of Records for having the world’s strongest vagina. Forty year old Tatiana can lift over 30 pounds with the muscles inside her womb. Man, I know how her husband opens the pickle jar.
I’m Chris Paul and this was the Morning Minute.
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