Chris Paul jokes about CIA Director David Petraeus' resignation, the Los Angeles Lakers, and the woman who bought an "Ipad."
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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
CIA Director David Petraeus resigned in shame after confessing a sexual affair with the woman who wrote his biography. When Paula Broadwell wrote about Petraeus’s rise to the top, who knew he was rising to the top of her. And if you don’t know David Petraeus is America’s top spy. He’s our version of James Bond. And just like a James Bond movie she called him the Spy Who Loved Me and the Man with the Golden Gun. And he told her it’s For Your Eyes Only, but he got caught giving her the Thunderball and the old Gold Finger. And Friday he watched the Skyfall.
The Los Angeles Lakers made fools out of their organization, their fans and out of head coach Mike Brown when they fired his black ass. Mike Brown was terminated after only five games. His season was shorter than Evelyn Lozada’s marriage and both were bumping heads with a superstar. The truth is Mike Brown is just like Mitt Romney. He never came close to winning in California.
A woman in Arlington, Texas paid $200 for an iPad from a man at a gas station. And when she opened the box later it was just a mirror. Wow. Well, at least she can see how stupid she looks.
The CEO of Waffle House, Joe Rogers, Jr., has been accused of sexual harassment by his former employee. She claims that for years he forced her to perform lewd acts which included giving him pleasure by using her hand. Or as they say at Waffle House, give me the cheesy greasy over easy and hold the sausage.
I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.
