Chris Paul blasts through 60 seconds of Stephon Marbury's huge payout, Chevy Chase's N-Word rant, O.J. Simpson's freedom and more on the TJMS.
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This is Chris Paul from the TJMS running through the top stories in roughly sixty seconds with The Morning Minute.
The New York Post is reporting the former NBA star Stephon Marbury had an affair with his personal chef. And to keep her from spilling all his sex recipes he offered her a million dollars. Two thoughts here; first, I guess his chef gets turned on by a brotha in ten dollar sneakers, and second, Stephan Marbury and Arnold Schwarzenegger should costar together in the sequel to The Help.
Comedian Chevy Chase has apologized for using the N word. And likewise black people under 35 have apologized to Chevy Chase for not knowing who the hell he is.
Good news for OJ Simpson. A judge has agreed to hear new evidence in the burglary and kidnapping charge that has him serving a 33 year sentence. And what is OJ’s new evidence? Your honor, I could not have possibility committed the crimes of burglary and kidnapping because on that day I was out committing murder.
Rosie O’Donnell says that she’s ready to renovate the home of Honey Boo-Boo. Hold up, you’re telling me that Rosie O’Donnell and Honey Boo-Boo are two different people?
According to a new study boys in the United States are hitting puberty at an earlier age than ever before. Bishop Eddie Long heard this news and said, ‘Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered. Hallelujah!’
I’m Chris Paul and this was the Morning Minute.