If you’ve been keeping up with the drama coming out of the White House then you know that they have all officially lost it! Not only did Trump try to use the Ukrainian president to dig up dirt on Joe Biden, he also said that William Barr would be assisting in the investigation. Of course […]
Chris Paul sings, “I know we can stop a fake president! It’s about damn time! Start the impeachment!” This comes after Donald Trump’s latest scandal. He tried to interfere with the elections again, this time using the Ukraine! He tried to get some dirt on Joe Biden and his son.
Trump wasn’t at the climate change summit with other world leaders. Instead he was hosting a summit on religious persecution. Chris Paul says that leaders were saying “who’s mans is this” in 100 different languages. Chris says, Trump, who tried to ban Muslims from America, hosting a religious persecution summit is like Antonio Brown hosting […]
On Today’s Cowboy’s Wake-up show Jerry Jones is just as thrown off as the rest of us by Cam Newton’s fashion choices. He says that last week he looked like Viola Davis from ‘The Help.’ But more importantly he wants to talk all about his picks for week three, he says that if the Cowboys […]
Every year Websters dictionary adds several words to their dictionary, this year they added 530 words! Among those added are vacay, dad joke, and inspo. But, they also reject several words, some that were rejected this year were, Melonoman what NBA teams think about signing Carmelo Anthony and Facedad; a dad who only sees his child […]
Comedian Shane Gillis was hired by Saturday Night Live, but then fired shortly after. Apparently he had said some racist things in the past and of course social media users brought it to the forefront. Chris Paul suggests he go get a job with Fox News with all of the other “angry racist” white men.
Actress Felicity Huffman was sentenced to just 14 days in jail after she paid someone to take her daughter’s SAT exam. After the whole scandal and the level of cheating Chris Paul can’t believe that she only got 14 days. What makes it worse is that Black people who lie and say they live in […]
The Popeyes sandwich was a hit…but they ran out. But here’s some good news! Popeyes brought their famous chicken sandwich back! But there’s one thing that has changed about it, it’s now BYOB. That means bring your own bun not beer…but they may let you bring that too. So go get your buns and get […]
Can brains shrink? Chris Paul is convinced that Trump’s brain is actually shrinking inside of his head. Yesterday during his press conference about his new vaping policy he said this issue is important because young people are getting sick. He went on to say that the issue got First Lady Melania’s attention because “she has […]
Patriots newest wide receiver, Antonio Brown just can’t seem to stay out of drama. Now he’s the subject of a federal lawsuit in which his former personal trainer claims he sexually assaulted and raped her. She claims that there were 2 instances of sexual assault and he raped her the third time. Since the news […]
Today on the Cowboy’s Wakeup Show Jerry Jones and Dak are in great moods! Today is a “Victory Monday” for the boys. Jones says the Cowboys beat the Giants so bad that Jerry thought about changing their name to the “Dallas Joe Jacksons.” But, even with the win Jones doesn’t have time to talk about […]
Hurricane Dorian slammed North and South Carolina after devastating the Bahamas. It left hundreds of thousands in the Carolina’s without power. Our President sprung into action and declared a state of emergency for all of Alabama, which is nowhere near the Carolina’s. Someone should really give this guy a geography lesson.
