This story sounds like something out of a move but it’s not! A car was pulled over and for whatever reason the passenger was sent on his way. When police searched the car they found drugs, which the driver said belonged to the passenger. So, cops found him a little ways up the road and […]
Damon’s friend recently was caught cheating and Damon doesn’t understand how. He’s retired from the game but he still shares some of his advice. The number one rule is to not go home smelling like another woman, or another woman’s soap. Just have your side chick fry some fish and go home smelling like fried […]
A substitute teacher in Tennessee was arrested for taking four shots in the classroom. The teacher was said to be unsteady on her feet and yelling and cursing at students. She was arrested with a blood alcohol level of 0.317 so obviously she had downed a bottle in the car. But Damon says in her […]
Thousands of people are still hurting from Nipsey Hussle’s murder and the suspect has been arrested. Now, Damon says he doesn’t believe that any “lawyer should want to take this case” because it’s a “lose lose” situation. If you win everyone will hate you and if you lose you just lost on TV. But, O.J’s […]
Damon and his wife are getting ready for the Fantastic Voyage! They’re excited and ready to go, but Damon is a little nervous. Maxwell will be on the ship and he can’t help but worry about keeping his wife away from him. Think about it, the guy has a full head of hair, and he […]
A man walked into a bank, demanded money and pulled a gun. The teller handed the man the cash and he left the bank. But, he still had on his ski mask and black clothing. When police spotted him and asked why he was dressed in such an odd way he told them that he […]
Damon thinks he has figured out a way we can push the Black agenda while Trump is still in office. He says we have to “play Jedi mind tricks, anything we want done we just have to say he can’t do it and tweet about it.” And if we really want to push it we […]
A man thought it’d be a great idea to steal $30 worth of items from his local grocery store…he probably regrets that decision now. He went to self checkout (with a camera), didn’t scan all of his items, then scanned his frequent shopper card (which is attached to his home address) and went home thinking […]
Damon and his wife were very excited to go to Vegas and thought it’d be just like the commercials, but they were wrong. They haven’t seen anybody toasting champagne or eating steaks and it’s not all bright and shiny. Instead, they see tons of white women in jeans with “glitter pockets and glitter belts,” old […]
Damon is working in Vegas with George Wallace and he’s also enjoying time with his wife! He’s shocked that he’s not exhausted. He’s been performing and then hanging with the wifey and today he’s up early for the TJMS! Last night he barely got any sleep because there was something going on that kept him […]
There were reports of a criminal in California who was really bad at multitasking. She went to a local Target store picked up $200 worth of items and a six pack of liquor. She then went into a dressing room and stayed there for about an hour. When she left she didn’t have any of […]
When Instagram and Facebook went down it became obvious that some people are actually addicted to social media. Damon admits that he initially thought his phone company was messing up as usual and checked with others. But when he realized it wasn’t just him he just moved on. Some people acted like the world was […]
