church announcements

In today’s Church Announcements, Bernice Jenkins announces that Mother Viola Turnipseed has moved on from her late husband with the help of dating site, Christian Mingle.…

In today’s Church Announcements, Bernice Jenkins takes the time to shout out all the punk a** pastors who pop off in the pulpit instead of talking…

In today’s Church Announcements, Bernice Jenkins tells us 87-year-old Jesse Billups gets beat up during Mother Billups “Scandal” viewing partying. Listen to the audio to…

In today’s Church Announcements, Bernice Jenkins announces there will be a viewing of the upcoming movie “Baggage Claim” in the fellowship hall. Listen to the audio to…

In today’s Church Announcements, Bernice Jenkins tells us a couple is getting married after being engaged since 1979. Listen to the audio to hear why it took…

In today’s Church Announcements, we find out that twin sisters Perlene and Earlene Hudson passed away. Listen to Bernice Jenkins in the audio player to find out how…

In today’s Church Announcements, Bernice Jenkins made a shocking revelation today when the Pastor granted all “straight” men to be excused after offering to go…

Bernice Jenkins announced in today’s Church Announcements that the entire Mother Board will be gathering to take a trip to save Miley Cyrus. Get What…

In today’s Church Announcements, the Usher board needs to check women’s purses so they can be emptied and sprayed for roaches. Get What You Missed…

In today’s Church Announcements, Bernice Jenkins announced that because of the foul smells on the pulpit while the preacher is trying do his sermon, the Courtesy…

Bernice Jenkins announces brother Pharaoh Willis passed away in the latest Church Announcements. Apparently he thought he won the powerball, but turned out he had the wrong…

Bernice Jenkins is back with her Church Announcements that include the usher board getting tasers! Listen to the hilarious bit below to find out exactly why tasers are…