Things That Lasted Longer Than Ev and Ocho's Marriage
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1. 1. The planning of Ev and Ocho's wedding lasted longer than their marriage. (Photo: AP)
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2. 2. The Olympic Opening ceremony in London lasted longer than their marriage.(AP)
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3. 3. Naomi Campbell's hairline is longer then Evelyn and Chad's marriage. (AP)
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4. 4. The time it took for Kobe and Lebron to think of excuses to tell their wives after their Olympic Drama. (AP)
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5. 5. The number of taped episodes (11) of Ev & Ocho's reality show even exceeded the number of weeks they were together
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6. 6. The time it takes for Antonio Cromartie to remember the names of his kids and their mothers. (AP)
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7. 7. The line of men waiting to date Nadya "Octomom" Suleman is longer then their marriage. (AP)
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8. 8. The time it took for us to see Baby Blue Ivy's face since her birth. (Tumblr)
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9. 9. TV Show 'Day Break' starring Taye Diggs (13 Episodes) lasted longer than Ev & Ocho's Marriage.
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10. 10. The list of masseurs accusing John Travolta of groping is longer. (AP)
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11. 11. It took the Orlando Magic longer to trade Dwight Howard and they started before their marriage. (AP)
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12. 12. Even Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' marriage lasted longer than the marriage of Ev and Ocho. 42 days v 72 days.
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13. 13. The Jackson family feud even lasted longer than the marriage of Ev & Ocho.
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14. 14. The number of future speaking engagements Evelyn will get on domestic violence will surely outnumber her days with Chad.
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15. 15. The list of dumb things Ryan Lochte said during interviews is longer than the marriage of Ev & Ocho. (Peed in the Pool????)
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16. 16. The number of horrified fans upset with Kristen Stewart for cheating on Pattinson far outnumbered Ev & Ocho days of bliss.
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17. 17. The number of days Chad Johnson was a Miami Dolphin is even greater than his marriage to Ev.
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