Surveillance cameras at a Target in Sacramento caught comedian Katt Williams slapping a store employee in the face. Katt and some white cashier dude were arguing about something and then out of nowhere, bam, Katt B-I slapped homey right across the cheekbone. The cashier immediately took out his cellphone and called the police. So far no charges have been filed, but Katt could be facing the charge of impersonating LeBron James’s mom.
Kim Kardashian was in Bahrain making a promotional appearance for a company called Millions of Milkshakes. And Kimmy K’s milkshakes brought all the boys to the yard. Huge crowds of Iranians flocked to see Kim and her big juicy USA booty. But there were report of Saudi Muslims protesting Kim’s back butt femininity. But even those men had a noticeable bulge in the front of their dishdasha robes.
Harvard University has a new club on campus, a kinky sex club. The adults only club has around 30 members and they meet and discuss wild sex. Man, that kind of graphic talk must be crazy coming from Ivy League Harvard students. “My interracial fantasy is for me to stimulate my own manular glands while an African-American woman recites to me the essays of Doctor Cornelia West. Ah!”.
I’m Chris Paul, and this was The Morning Minute.